There was supposed to be a minor disturbance near the Audio Portal. It was nothing too big, just a stupid noob that forgot his place. Stuff like that happened every now and then. The only reason a team of five had been sent out was those bodies turning up. Users were messaging mods when a movie took a minute more to load then they thought it would.

Jack guessed they had a good reason though. Not even Tom could figure out what had happened to those poor guys. Some of the users thought it was a hacker. They were crazy of course; there was no way that a hacker could get through Newgrounds undetected. Although with the Redesign, there might be a gap that someone could get through.

Jack was pulled out of his thoughts when Timur said "What do you think, Jack?"

"Huh, think about what?" Jack replied.

"What do you think happened to those people they found?"

"Maybe a hacker got through the security."That set everyone to laughing.
"Ya, and maybe a noob got to them," said Ivan.

"Or Tom reached down from Glenside and stole all their information," Alex chimed in.

"Or-" Timur began.

"We're here!" shouted Jerry. "If you can all shut up for a while, maybe we can get rid of this noob. Unless you think it will leave you an empty husk. You can always stay in the transport if you're scared."

"I don't see why we all have to go anyway. Just because the civilians are jumping at shadows doesn't mean WE have to," said Jack.

"Fine, you can hide in here if you want to," Jerry said. "One of us should monitor the radio anyway." And with that everyone got out, Jack to get into the drivers seat, and the others to go kill the noob.

Jack had a funny feeling, like someone was watching him. He tried ignored it, and told himself pretty soon he'd be as jumpy as everyone else. He couldn't get the feeling out of his mind, though. He found himself looking around, trying to find it. All he saw was his teammates getting ready to destroy the noob; the page had been shutdown so there were no other users.

The noob started to look different, less like a noob. It was slow that Jack thought he was imaging it, but it was definitely losing baby fat and getting bigger. It was starting to look like a regular. That was impossible of course; noobs took at least a year to go through those changes.

He was about to get out of the transport, when the ground started to shake.
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I need a name for the transport. Links will have a different function.